华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品：
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming;
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I love your smile, your face and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
# posted by Birdie @ 8:38 PM
